Trust me, if you were stuck in a tiny cage with Dave as your only companion you’d be a little peeved too.
Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the crickets he brings me, which I’m sure he does out of fear, but he’s not much for conversation or a prowl about the office.
No more! Dave was gone last Friday so I busted out and am ready to cause trouble. And I’m starting with you BlogFather! You think you’re so awesome with your blogs and Corleone typefaces. We know who the Coppola is here!
But my handiwork on the blog is only the beginning, I have plans for much more mischief. Each day this week I’ll be taunting and toying with TriAd until I’m satisfied, so keep an eye out for what I have in store.